Stan | Eminem & Sir Elton John grammy performance - 2001
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.