And These Words, They'll Convince You.

I'm Julia. I'm on the pursuit of happiness.

vanillish:

writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”

(via ed-ingle)

Andy Dwyer Presents: D.C. 101 with Professor Andrew Dwyer (x)

(Source: chrisprattings, via ed-ingle)

(Source: bcnhills, via la-w0man)

"1. Spoiler alert: Your friends will walk away whilst you’re on fire just to save their own skin from being scorched.
2. Spoiler alert: Your first love will leave you for your best friend.
3. Spoiler alert: Your best friend will act like they’ve done nothing wrong and make you feel like you’re the one in the wrong.
4. Spoiler alert: You’ll fall for it, but not forever.
5. Spoiler alert: The boy that only talks to you when intoxicated is using you for your body.
6. Spoiler alert: Anything you post on the internet can -and will - come back to bite you.
7. Spoiler alert: Age gaps make things difficult.
8. Spoiler alert: Parents aren’t always the angels in human form like you’ve been led to believe.
9. Spoiler alert: People get sick - and die. Daily.
10. Spoiler alert: There will always be someone better than you.
11. Spoiler alert: People lie constantly.
12. Spoiler alert: Those things you promised to your group of friends in grade six that you’d never do, you will do.
13. Spoiler alert: No one is ever as they seem.
14. Spoiler alert: At one point, you’ll convince yourself that alcohol will burn his name out of your throat.
15. Spoiler alert: It won’t. It’ll just make it hurt more.
16. Spoiler alert: Friends with benefits always, always, always leaves someone fucked up mentally.
17. Spoiler alert: Not everyone cares about your opinion.
18. Spoiler alert: How the world defines you should not alter how you see yourself.
19. Spoiler alert: Never deny yourself of the things in life that make you happy.
20. Spoiler alert: You’ll make a million mistakes and just when you think you understand, you’ll make a million more. But so will everybody else.
21. Spoiler alert: Life is full of spoiler alerts; I just prewarned you about some."

- real talk - IS


Inspired by this prompt. (via wordsofindya)

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sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

(via official-tony-abbott)

"It is very difficult, and often impossible, for someone else to give you what you cannot find in yourself."

- Robert J. Sternberg  (via expeditum)

(Source: psych-facts, via retrievings)